(Talk about your mother)
(Talk about your father)

I think I need a professional
Give to me, give to me straight

Talk about your mother
An Indiana beauty queen
Talk about your father
Making out in a limousine, singing
"Oo, oo, oo!"
The clock is running
So spend the money
Picking up the pieces
Put 'em back together
Talk about the future
Talk about the weather

"Do you think this relates to Oedipus Rex?
Can I pay for this session with a traveler's check?
I just want to have the sex of a professional!"

(Talk about your mother)
(Talk about your father)

How did I get like this?
I think you're making it up as you go along

Talk about your girlfriend
Tongue-kissing a computer screen
Talk about your boyfriend
Making love to a magazine, singing
"Oo, oo, oo!"
Dissect the problem
Analyze the problem
Pick up the pieces
Put them back together
Gonna make an improvement
Gonna make things better

Do you think this prescription will help me relax
From the migraine headaches and the panic attacks?
I lash out in anger at the people at work
I can't remember why I get up for church
Make me over, make it hurt

(Talk about your mother)
(Talk about your father)

How did I get like this?
I think I'm making it up as I go along...